And texting-- the whole texting thing-- I walked into a Starbucks, There were all these little girls sitting around like a cyber witch's coven. Not an inappropriate question to ask in Washington. We elected an Austrian Governor. I mean, every since I was a little boy, it was like, The first time I was cleaning it, it went off. At the time, the jokes in here, were pretty dark, but nobody could had guess that Robin Williams would indeed act upon the things that he was preaching against. She will open a can of whupass.
I'm not that depressed really. The jokes really have no pattern to them. And if you-- why would you want another strong opinion? How do you like my northern slopes now, boys? What's the definition of porn? In the last few days of the election she got really sexy. Alimony-- look at a guy. I have been a longtime Robin Williams fan, but he hasn't been up to par Like I expect recently, but this here righted all of that and more. And then you always have Senators willing to push the comedy envelope. We put the balls in the turkey neck and, um.
And here were some of my choices: Number one-- a porcine valve Which is a pig valve, which is kind of cool because you're already inoculated for swine flue, number one. He comes from a family where the smart brother is named Jeb, number one. And I love-- I love the fact that they're talking about opening the George W. After open-heart surgery-- not so much fun. Come with me, my friend. This is certainly one of Williams's best. That would have been cool, like Pope Enrique.
And then what did he do? Don't send me out there. Do you think that might've been-- she's pretty wild. There's a black president and there's a latino on the supreme court. As of yesterday, August 11, 2014, Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction stands as the final televised comedy special by the man we'll ever see, and to leave a career off on this particular show isn't at all a bad thing. But especially if you drive them outside a major city, you get into little cities especially in the South, it becomes kind of interesting. Basically the Mormons-- the people that used to do polygamy-- they used to perfect polygamy.
Depends on what your definition of is is. Yeah, no, wait-- this is a good one! And the first time it talked, the males were going, 'I'm not going down there if it talks! Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Then you get to the end of the pool. That guy is Chris Walken. Some things that you can hose off maybe. I live on God's etch-a-sketch. The last few years He's been turning slowly but surely into gollum.
Even if you're married to a blind and a deaf girl, they will communicate and tell you you're an asshole! You become a priest-- retire this. That's all I can hook you up with right now. In one eighth mile take a right turn. And then we thought, 'the male will be in charge of feeding the infant. You don't see a lot of them. Then he gets caught smoking weed and then take him off the box of frosted flakes.
We all know that he can be quite funny. Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on L. Oh, you're playing with your wii. Do you have any small animals you don't need? Anyway, if you like me, and you've grown up watching Robin Williams movies, then his stand-up is definitely worth a watch. Wait, listen, this is crazy.
Because always people are looking for performance enhancement. He's also downloading, he's texting. Sadly, most people know him for his work in children movies, so it's hard for certain people to give him free range in comedy. And did you get bin Laden? And now Chinese families are adopting American lesbians. May we have health care! I believe it's your conscience going into a witness protection program. And I have an alternative healthcare plan. They will go around around your wall.
He is a great comedian and doesn't sugarcoat anything, he talks straight from the heart and mind and doesn't put on any velvet gloves. Really, he waved at Stevie Wonder. In five minutes, Williams amusingly and thoughtfully discusses wildfires, marijuana, tornadoes, and hurricanes, making easy transitions into each topic. And I've found another alternative fuel. Is that how they got her? I love the way, he able to use his voice to make his act felt more illuminating. I just need some liquidity, you know what I'm saying? But after the surgery, you get very emotional. Come with me right now.
We call it multitasking, or 'coming and going. I have on my big boy glasses. I'm my own fuel source. There is one thing above all else that makes this admittedly too long special work though, even as it dips at times and that is the man himself. I've got a fuel leak.